Flanjicism - Combat Rogue

flanJicism has returned to
his home planet of Azzeroth in
an attempt to rescue his
friend Superbock from the
clutches of the vile gangster
Xevious the Hutt.

Little does flanJ know that
AWESOME GRATS has secretly
begun construction on a new
raid compisition even
more powerful than the first
dreaded ~~Death Star~~ Chicken Farm.

When completed, this ultimate
weapon will spell certain doom
for the remaining tier of raid
bosses strugling to bring an end
to the land of Azzeroth...

Name: Wesley "Doesn't feel comfortable sharing personal information with old men on the internet" Eladio.

Age: 23

Character Information: This is a rather broad question... You wan't to know his favourite meal? Gnomes. Or perhaps you are more interested in his sexual orientation? Trolls, Belfs, and the occasional Nelf... as long as the body is fresh. And Just incase there is anyone reading this who has a thing for a sack of bones, barely held together by some wind seeker vestments...

Armoury: http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/bloodhoof/Flanjicism/simple

Now I know it's not the most glamourous attire you will have laid eyes upon, but my rogue went on holiday for a couple of months shortly before the release of this new shopping centre you call... The Firelands.

Give us some information on your spec:

I am currently specced Combat PVE, and Subtlety PVP, and have no plans of changing Combat PVE, with rare exceptions... (Valiona/Therelion HC for example.)

My talent choices are... rather basic to say the least, and my filler choices were aimed more at solo'ing old content, rather than to augment my build for current content, allthough Improved Recup and Improved Sprint would probably be the two most effective filler talents from a raiding perspective.

Any useful Alts?:

Nothing really notable... badly geared, underused 85s..

MondoflanJ - Resto/Resto Druid
Shiró - Blood/Frost DK
Flism - Prot/Arms Warrior

What are your current/past guilds and the reasons you left them?

Currently I reside in a guild for me and two of my friends to chat in, while also preventing the spam of guild invitations. Prior to that I was involved in "Pretentious Latin Guild Name." Oh... Infact it was "Licentia Ex Dominatus." My bad. They were a nice bunch of chaps, Remo eating down his microphone, while Bock half screamed, half wailed in despair at the numerous people standing in fire... Me and Xev just tickled each other and sang love songs to one another.

Oh yes! Guilds, where was I? Rose was where I resided before Licentia, I had to leave due to some pretty heavy RL responsibilities... They were allright, they were the only 25man raiding guild I have joined, and quite frankly they gave me a negative view on the social aspect of this game... Why would you stay in a guild with people you hate?

Righto! Before that... Living off the Edge, small 10 man guild.. Loyal core team of 10, it was lovely! All friends, lots of raiding.. lots of laughs... and then right back at the very start before that.. I was in No Handlebars, which was another small, highly skilled 10 man guild.. with most of the same members as living off the edge, No Handlebars was also founded by the current leader of Sixteen Bit.

The Reasons for leaving them... Nothing all that dreadful, NH Died, and became a bank guild... Living off the Edge became a bank guild after some hefty guild drama, Rose... Real life needed my full attention, Licentia... I blame Blizzard for ruining the game to the degree where a lot of us became inactive.

Why are you interested in joining Awesome Grats?

I have been invited to a number of guilds upon returning to the lands of Azzeroth, and declined them all... Because I have allways sought after, A reasonable level of skill, with a lot of enjoyable social interaction... and some depraived sadomasochistic sex games, You guys raid... you have Bock for me to talk to about words and pictures... and you have Xev for me to tie up and dominate.

Raiding Experience:

Well I started at the start of wrath, So I am experienced with all normal mode content from then to now, with the exception of FL.

Which days are you usually available to raid?

Everyday of the week untill as late as 5am if you needed me, allthough that is not to say I will make it to every raid, but you can rest assured if I wasn't able to attend I would have notified you in advance.

Do you use an authenticator with your account?

No... But I do make use of Common Sense, so I feel like one isn't required.

Other info about yourself:

I am Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez, Chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain. And I’m at your service... Anyone who got that quote, will appreciate it even more with the knowledge that I am indeed Scottish!

Oh! I did some stupid pug channel thing... Just before, or after ToC release, I imagine a lot of AG members would have been invited to it, allthough how many of them are still here... I know not.

...And please, If I have left something painfully obvious out, feel free to inquire as to why my brain would have done so.

Wes.