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Fondorlat
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« on: Monday, December 05 2011, 13:19:45 »

Shamelessly stolen from Escapism forums, because I'm terribly bored at work..



For me:

I smacked - a homeless guy - because I was drunk.
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 13:21:44 »

"I hugged myself because I'm hot and I do what I want."

On my way to Narcissists Anonymous...
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 14:30:39 »

Oh really!? Tongue
I smacked my dad because I'm hot and I do what I want.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 15:09:10 »

I gave my number to the computer because that`s how I roll.

Well that made no sense at all  Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 15:14:31 »

I sang to a goat because I hate myself.

= the new kind of emo?
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 17:41:49 »

I smacked a weirdo because I was drunk.

Fondorlat ... have we met when I was drunk?
Also ... give me back my shirt colour.
And my March Sad
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 17:54:35 »

I smacked a weirdo because I was drunk.

Fondorlat ... have we met when I was drunk?
Also ... give me back my shirt colour.
And my March Sad

So you were the homeless guy I smacked. Sorry. Been wasted.
No.
And no.

Btw, black? Really? It's like no cowmooflague in the desert. You're failing as always.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 18:35:35 »

I sang to your mom because I was high...really? I get your mom? <.<
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 18:45:14 »

I smacked a weirdo because I was drunk... /highfive Koe
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 21:26:06 »

I danced with a fork because i hate myself -,,-
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 22:00:37 »

I shot a homeless guy because the voices told me to.


oh..
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, December 05 2011, 23:47:44 »

I choked on a llama because thats how I roll.
So true
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, December 06 2011, 01:46:41 »

"I hugged my brother because thats how I roll"

Would make sense if I had a brother \o/
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, December 06 2011, 04:52:37 »

I smacked the computer because i'm hot and i do what i want.

Like a boss.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, December 06 2011, 10:27:00 »

I kissed an ipod because I am hot and I know what I want

This is my new sign.
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